Marriages

For those who feel the stars align above them, cider and gin unleashing a manic gush of eternal romance, a licensed cleric will be onsite to bond them in what we expect to be a quite surreal exchange of vows. Love is love – it still counts if you’re upside down in knee high military boots, a metal corset and a child’s lizard mask. Hopefully the bride will be wearing something more daring.

The holy man in question will be none other than Graham Newbury, head skin smasher in Thee Bald Knobbers, jarring noise rock trio Umlaut and a mass of other groups and an unstoppable warrior of DIY ear filling events. He will be playing official, legal duties as the vicar of the Church of Chaos, marrying anyone who dares to brave his endlessly bizarre metaphors during the ceremony. Keen on collaboration, he will most likely be appearing in a flurry of guises over the weekend. Sagely, timeless, a hero and loyal comrade of all who are fortunate enough to know him…